Gardening

Your neighbors probably think I’m a bit eccentric because I spend more time talking to my snapdragons than my actual family, but after fifteen years of mud-caked boots, I’ve learned one thing: a beautiful garden and a productive cut flower garden are two very different beasts. If you try to harvest flowers from your front-yard … Read more

Your container garden probably starts strong in spring and then slowly turns into a sad lineup of crispy stems and regrets. I’ve been there. One summer, I planted five different flowers in one pot because Pinterest told me to. By July, it smelled like a compost experiment gone wrong. After more than ten years of … Read more

My first balcony garden was a mess. Pots tipped over in the wind. Basil fried in the sun. Cherry tomatoes staged a full rebellion and died dramatically in week three. I remember standing there with a watering can thinking, Why does Pinterest make this look so easy? If you’ve got a small balcony and big … Read more

Over the last fifteen years, I have lived with dirt permanently lodged under my fingernails and a back that groans every time I see a 40-pound bag of mulch. I’ve killed more “unkillable” plants than I care to admit, including the time I accidentally turned my backyard into a swamp trying to grow water lilies … Read more

I’ve spent the last fifteen years with a permanent crescent of soil under my fingernails and a recurring dream that my tomato plants are staging a coup. I’ve killed more “unkillable” succulents than I’d like to admit, and I once spent an entire July trying to convince a wilted hydrangea that it wasn’t actually dying, … Read more

If I see one more “aesthetic” gardening reel featuring a $500 cedar raised bed for two heads of lettuce, I might actually lose it. After 15 years of getting my hands dirty, I’ve learned that plants don’t care about your Pinterest board. They care about drainage, sun, and enough room to stretch their toes. That’s … Read more

I’ve spent the last fifteen years battling a patch of dirt I call a yard, and let me tell you, I’ve committed every horticultural sin known to man. I once got so aggressive with a vertical mower that my backyard looked like a crime scene for earthworms. Then there was the “Summer of the Great … Read more

Look, if your lawn feels like you’re walking on a giant, waterlogged sponge, or if you can literally roll up your turf like a cheap rug, you’ve got grubs. I learned this the hard way back in ’12 when I thought my grass was just “tired.” I spent three months whispering sweet nothings to a … Read more