Exquisite Home Remodeling Ideas
I’ve spent the last decade engaged in a silent, muddy war with my front yard. I’ve survived the Great Aphid Invasion of ’12 and that one summer my zucchini grew so fast it nearly swallowed my neighbor’s cat. If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that people want a front … Read more
Over the last fifteen years, I have lived with dirt permanently lodged under my fingernails and a back that groans every time I see a 40-pound bag of mulch. I’ve killed more “unkillable” plants than I care to admit, including the time I accidentally turned my backyard into a swamp … Read more
I’ve spent the last fifteen years with a permanent crescent of soil under my fingernails and a recurring dream that my tomato plants are staging a coup. I’ve killed more “unkillable” succulents than I’d like to admit, and I once spent an entire July trying to convince a wilted hydrangea … Read more
I would imagine your “small yard” currently feels less like a private oasis and more like a glorified holding pen for your trash cans and a singular, sad folding chair. I’ve been there. In fact, back in 2014, I tried to turn my 10×10 concrete slab into a “Zen Garden” … Read more
If I see one more “aesthetic” gardening reel featuring a $500 cedar raised bed for two heads of lettuce, I might actually lose it. After 15 years of getting my hands dirty, I’ve learned that plants don’t care about your Pinterest board. They care about drainage, sun, and enough room … Read more
I’ve spent the last fifteen years engaged in a slow-motion wrestling match with Mother Nature, and let me tell you, Mother Nature usually wins. My fingernails haven’t been truly clean since 2011, and I once lost a pair of expensive pruning shears inside a particularly aggressive tomato plant for an … Read more
Look, I’ve spent fifteen years trying to convince people that they don’t need a 4,000-square-foot library to feel like a sophisticated bookworm. I once tried to build a “reading retreat” in a literal closet, forgot to check the ventilation, and fell asleep only to wake up three hours later smelling … Read more
Look, I get it. You’re probably tired of your front porch looking like a generic suburban wasteland once December hits. We’ve all been there—usually standing in the middle of a craft store at 9:00 PM, holding a glue gun like a weapon and wondering why we didn’t just buy the … Read more
I’ve spent the last fifteen years battling a patch of dirt I call a yard, and let me tell you, I’ve committed every horticultural sin known to man. I once got so aggressive with a vertical mower that my backyard looked like a crime scene for earthworms. Then there was … Read more
Look, we’ve all been there. It’s January 2nd, the tinsel is looking a bit sad, and your poinsettia is starting to drop leaves like it’s getting paid for it. Most people treat these plants like festive paper plates—use once and toss. But I’m a bit of a hoarder when it … Read more