Gardening & Landscaping

Your container garden probably starts strong in spring and then slowly turns into a sad lineup of crispy stems and regrets. I’ve been there. One summer, I planted five different flowers in one pot because Pinterest told me to. By July, it smelled like a compost experiment gone wrong. After … Read more

My first balcony garden was a mess. Pots tipped over in the wind. Basil fried in the sun. Cherry tomatoes staged a full rebellion and died dramatically in week three. I remember standing there with a watering can thinking, Why does Pinterest make this look so easy? If you’ve got … Read more

I’ve spent the last decade engaged in a silent, muddy war with my front yard. I’ve survived the Great Aphid Invasion of ’12 and that one summer my zucchini grew so fast it nearly swallowed my neighbor’s cat. If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that people want a front … Read more

Over the last fifteen years, I have lived with dirt permanently lodged under my fingernails and a back that groans every time I see a 40-pound bag of mulch. I’ve killed more “unkillable” plants than I care to admit, including the time I accidentally turned my backyard into a swamp … Read more

I’ve spent the last fifteen years with a permanent crescent of soil under my fingernails and a recurring dream that my tomato plants are staging a coup. I’ve killed more “unkillable” succulents than I’d like to admit, and I once spent an entire July trying to convince a wilted hydrangea … Read more

If I see one more “aesthetic” gardening reel featuring a $500 cedar raised bed for two heads of lettuce, I might actually lose it. After 15 years of getting my hands dirty, I’ve learned that plants don’t care about your Pinterest board. They care about drainage, sun, and enough room … Read more

I’ve spent the last fifteen years engaged in a slow-motion wrestling match with Mother Nature, and let me tell you, Mother Nature usually wins. My fingernails haven’t been truly clean since 2011, and I once lost a pair of expensive pruning shears inside a particularly aggressive tomato plant for an … Read more

I’ve spent the last fifteen years battling a patch of dirt I call a yard, and let me tell you, I’ve committed every horticultural sin known to man. I once got so aggressive with a vertical mower that my backyard looked like a crime scene for earthworms. Then there was … Read more

Look, we’ve all been there. It’s January 2nd, the tinsel is looking a bit sad, and your poinsettia is starting to drop leaves like it’s getting paid for it. Most people treat these plants like festive paper plates—use once and toss. But I’m a bit of a hoarder when it … Read more

Look, if your lawn feels like you’re walking on a giant, waterlogged sponge, or if you can literally roll up your turf like a cheap rug, you’ve got grubs. I learned this the hard way back in ’12 when I thought my grass was just “tired.” I spent three months … Read more